Remind me I’m a sextoy at inappropriate times. I’m on the phone with my mother? Finger bang me. I’m at the dinner table? Pull up my skirt and force me to keep my legs open. I’m on a skype call? Make me sit on a hitachi. At work? Tell me in graphic detail what you’d like to do to me. I’m out with friends? Tell me to excuse myself, you’re in need of a sexually explicit photo.
Holy fuck I want this.